The Seinfeld Box
We all have those shows that get us through a tough string of days or bring us something familiar and hilarious to fill our ears while we clean our apartments. My argument for moving to Queens, NY was that George Costanza is from Queens. Elaine is my idol and I would’ve stocked up on sponges, too. From Babka to bris, Seinfeld makes me happy & I hope you enjoy this box.
I am a hero.
this babka is from Breads Bakery
Chocolate Babka
JERRY: That was our Babka.
ELAINE: You can't beat a Babka.
JERRY: We should have had that Babka.
ELAINE: They're going to be heroes.
I hate these “classic” cookies.
Black & White
“The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.”
- Jerry
Please eat with hands, not knife & fork
Snickers Cookie
Mr. Morgan: (sees George eating a Snickers with a fork) Uh, what the hell are you doing?
George: I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?
George didn’t deserve Susan. RIP.
Cheap Envelope Cookie
“Yes I'd like to speak to Marisa Tomei, please? Marisa, hi, it's George Costanza. I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago... Yeah, I was just calling 'cause I wanted you to know that I'm not engaged anymore... Well, uh, she died... Toxic glue. From the wedding invitations... Well, we were expecting about two hundred people. Yeah... Anyway... I got the funeral tomorrow but, uh... my weekend is pretty wide open and I was wondering... Hello? Hello?”
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